Men JokesWhy It's GREAT To Be A Guy... |
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- Your orgasms are real. Always. - Your last name stays put. - The garage is all yours. - Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow. - Wedding plans take care of themselves. - You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night. - Chocolate is just another snack. - You can be president. - You can wear a white shirt to a water park. - Foreplay is optional. - You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. - Car mechanics tell you the truth. - You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. - The world is your urinal. - Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. - You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky. - Same work... more pay. - Wrinkles add character. - You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. - Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100. - If you retain water, it's in a canteen. - People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. - Princess Di's death was just another obituary. - The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. - New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. - Porn movies are designed with you in mind. - Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them. - Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?" - One mood, all the time. |
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